The Common Laws of Life that you need to know

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜

๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of equality :
The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 minutes is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal you in 5 minutes!ย ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Queue:
If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Telephone:
When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ’ฎBath Theorem:
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.ย ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.ย ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.ย ๐Ÿ˜
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.ย ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Theatre Rule:
People with the seats at the farthest from the entry arrive last. ๐Ÿ˜…
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of Proposal :
After you accept a proposal you will get a better one…๐Ÿ˜œ
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of getting late
When you reach early for something it will never start on time๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜‰
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๐Ÿ’ฎ Law of exam
If you didn’t read a page which is of least importance, first question will be from that page only. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜

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