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Mega Plaza Mall to Make Kisumu “Like Dubai”

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Mega Plaza mall in Kisumu’s CBD is expanding to include two high-rise towers, offices, apartments, retail space and entertainment.

 “The mall being the heartbeat of the lakeside city will offer a wide variety of services, mainly retail, information, and communication,” a statement by project manager Hatibu Gonna said.

The developer of the new Mega Plaza is Shiloah Holdings.

The aim is to make Kisumu “Kenya’s Dubai” to change the face of the CBD, Gonna said.

Mega Plaza mall

Render: Access other floors using travellators.

The plaza will have a 16-floor tower and a 17-floor tower, plus banks, insurance providers, health and beauty facilities.

“This will keep up with the growing demand for retail, “Gonna said.

The new building is expected to encompass four distinct blocks and a middle foyer.

Mega Plaza mall

Render: Rooftop packing at the Mega Plaza mall

The management said this will ensure additional parking on the first, second and third floors, for 400 cars.

The new facility will provide quick access to stores, cafes, restaurants, coffee bars and entertainment.

“Kisumu is strategically placed in the East African region and we believe these investments will open the town to more investors,” Gonna said.

Currently, Kisumu has several malls ­— The West End Mall, United Mall, Tufform Mall, Mega City Mall, Mini Mall, and Lake Basin Mall.

Since the 2007-08 post-election violence, Kisumu has witnessed tremendous growth in infrastructure.

Courtesy: Mega Properties

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Guinness Set to Bring Rio Ferdinand to Kenya

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The nation’s most extraordinary beer, Guinness, has today unveiled an exciting new partnership with legendary English Premier League football legend, Rio Ferdinand. Best known for his time playing for The Red Devils, Ferdinand will be working with Guinness over the next 12 months to find and celebrate Kenyan football fans Made of More. (more…)

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I Am A Middle Class Kenyan, Isn’t it?

I am the one whose vote counts the most and will affect the most and yet I am the one who is the most tribal.

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I am a middle class Kenyan. Juggling my way through life…

Don’t own my home, don’t have what could be considered a salary (mine is still considered wages).

I semi own a car with the bank (although if I test our relationship by missing a payment I will discover I dont semi own anything).

Every end month I become a juggler. All my balls up in the air… Mshwari is paid and withdrawn to pay KCB Mpesa, then this is replicated with Tala and Branch waiting in tow before any bills are paid.If any ball in this process is to drop….CRB will get my name faster than it takes to finish writing this.

My Mpesa handles huge amounts of money, but they’r always flowing in and out immediately. It’s a better ledger than my bank account. On its strength alone I look like a millionaire and I’m obsessed with seeing those figures on my M ledger because it makes me think I’m growing financially. My Facebook and IG pictures tell better stories of my life. In there I’m smiling, laughing, travelling without a penny to my name and sleeping in big hotels whose costs are higher than my nightly per diem.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

My phone is riddled with numbers of big shots, whenever I call and they actually answer my day is made, people constantly ask me for so and so’s number. I am rich in my networks but my worth in who I have come in contact with does not translate to assets. Every once in a while it results in a ka deal who’s proceeds are used to boost my KPLC power token, extend my milk account with Kinyanjui, take my kids for a picnic at Machakos or blown to smithereens in a single night on the town buying drinks for friends who have all manner of malicious gossip about me and who wouldn’t lift a finger to save me from my troubles.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

I feel like I’m two contacts away from a breakthrough in my life, and yet I know with trepidation that I am only one mishap away from a disaster in my life.

If I have a medical emergency the size of the late Janet Kanini’s (God rest her soul) I’d be done overnight.

If I’m caught drunk driving and have to pay a 50K fine one of my balls will drop and I’m done.

If my house rent is raised by a paltry 10K it would upset the balance of things and I’d have to move.

If I have an accident with my semi owned Toyota Succeed (ITS NOT A PROBOX) with its tu third party insurance and the liability is mine I’m cooked.

And let’s not talk about what would happen if I lost my job…I’m superstitious… so “tuteme hio mate”.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

My phone is more expensive than my child’s school fees structure for a term. My telly is connected to DSTV which I hardly ever have time to see and I always meet people at Laico where black coffee is 500 bob so that I can keep up appearances and get that 2 step connection to glory.

My shoes are knock off’s bought from hawkers whose deals are quick at dusk and my clothes are mitumba’s, but I look good because I have a guy who gets me “zile za camera”.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

I am the one whose vote counts the most and will affect the most and yet I am the one who is the most tribal.

I am the one still voting for a presidential candidate because he is my tribesman and attacking and insulting strangers on facebook using bundles I have “flexxed’ while seriously psyching myself that the bets I placed jana will pay off and make me an overnight multi millionaire.

Some of the people I’m trolling,make more money and have more clout than me but it feels good to cut them to size on social media.

If their lives hit an iceberg, they’d have lifeboats but If mine did I’d be found below the ocean floor.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

I have never bothered to find out what tribe the guy driving the mathree is on the days I have no fuel to drive. I just board and yet my life is in his hands.

I even relax and dose off or enjoy the Wi-Fi as I’m sped off to places unknown because I cannot see the front and if I was to unceremoniously land an impromptu appointment with my maker all the balls would drop and I would be leaving nothing but bills……

I have never found out if the butcher I buy meat from is from my village or if the doctor who treated my child was “ours”…..Even Kinyanjui my milk guy isn’t really Kinyanjui but Wepukhulu but I don’t even know or care.

I am a middle class Kenyan.

But the President? Hio ni tofauti. That one must be “mine”.

I am now hiding under the banner “Tribeless Kenyan” on Facebook because it’s politically correct to do so and it will get me many likes (because I am addicted to those). ……and anyone who doesn’t like my post is NOT my friend.

I am an idiot who’s juggling won’t stop no matter how things go on August 8th.

Come August 9th regardless of the outcome….

I’ll still have one ball in the air!

I am a middle class Kenyan 🙂

— Courtesy: This post first appeared on Facebook via Levi Kones.

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Europeans Have Just Discovered Miswak, and Are Selling the “Revolutionary” Toothbrush For £3.90

The revolutionary “Raw Toothbrush” with health benefits.

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The West has often borrowed a lot of trends in health and food, right from ghee, haldi doodh, and even dandiya workouts. And now, they have just discovered Miswak! 

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 A Czech company named Yoni recently posted a video about a “revolutionary” new product called the Raw Toothbrush, full of ~ minerals and vitamins ~.

However, like most revolutionary ideas people have had of late, this idea too comes from a tradition many across the world, especially Indians and or Africans, have stuck to for thousands of years — a miswak twig.

Only used twigs have been miswak and neem, and they cost much less than £3.90.

Of course, people immediately started calling them out for waking up a few thousand years late to the benefits of using the “Raw Toothbrush”.

Via Buzzfeed
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